Indonesia.Arsenal.ThierryHenry.Wisconsin.Lazio.GreenBayPackers.StarWars.JusticeLeague.Programming
&
everything in between
Client: Can you send me this logo with no background?
Me: Okay.
Client: You sent me a PNG. Why?
Me: PNGs are transparent.
Client: Then what is this gray and white checkered background? I said no background.
Me: That means it is transparent. It wont show up.
Client: But I can see it….
GREAT. AWESOME. AWESOME.
© gifkingz ♔
source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42pEVwYM34&feature=related
Guys, there’s a new Star Wars game. And that means new Star Wars gifs.
Client: The last designer didn’t ask for a contract! Why do we need a contract?
Me: A contract protects you, me, and the project. What happened with the previous designer?
Client: They left in the middle of the project.
Me: A contract prevents that.
Family Guy intro. FRIENDS style..
Me: Can you send me that on DVD?
Client: Well, it is 4.15 GB file so I’ll have to use two of them.
Me: DVD should hold 4.7 GB - I think one’ll be enough.
Client: Are you listening to me? It is 4.15 GB. 15 is more than 7. Idiot…
Client: The text is not black enough.
Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….
Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black?
Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.
I went to lunch.
Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?
Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.
Client: Can you scan this printout for me and make it a PDF so I can email it to someone?
Me: Sure, but since I’m scanning a printout, it’s not going to look that great.
Client: I have the original file that was emailed to me if you think that will work better.
Me: Is it a PDF?
Client: Yeah.
Silence.
Client: Oh.
R2D2
Found it on the Internet. http://rarescappi.wordpress.com/2011/08/23/bazinga/. Edited it a bit
